Sunday, June 28, 2009

Old and Stupid/Funny Minnesota Laws

Here's some old and quite funny/stupid laws from Minnesota!

According to the Minnesota Drivers Manual, "It is illegal to drive through a line of children, even when no crossing guard is present."

All areas wherein mosquitoes incubate or hatch are declared to be public nuisances and mosquito abatement may be undertaken in any or all areas of the state by any governmental unit.

In Cottage Grove a licence is required to "use park property for starting or landing of aircraft, hot air balloons, parachutes or hang gliders."

In Cottage Grove, when emergency water conservation measures are in force, people in even numbered houses can water their gardens only on even numbered dates or on the 31st of any month.

In Minnetonka anyone involved in allowing or being allowed to enter a massage therapist after 11:00 p.m. is guilty of a misdemeanour.

It is illegal to drive a red car down main street on Sundays.

It is illegal to give or receive oral sex

It is illegal to have sex in any other position other than missionary.

It is illegal to have two or more forms of state issued identification.

It is illegal to walk across the Minnesota-Wisconsin border with a duck on your head.

Under the vagrancy laws, it is illegal to be a beggar or a fortune teller, or to be a prostitute in a public place.

Under the vagrancy laws, it is illegal to stand near or in a building without a reason for being there.