Sunday, June 28, 2009

Old and Stupid/Funny Florida Laws

Here's some old and quite funny/stupid laws from Florida!

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

In Miami it is illegal to park your elephant on 8th Street on Sundays after 1pm.

In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.

It's illegal for a woman to bungie jump naked on Sunday before midday.

It's illegal to fart in a public place after 6:00pm on a Thursday.

It's illegal to have sexual intercourse with a porcupine.

It's illegal to purchase alcohol before 1pm on Sundays in the city of Coral Gables.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.